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Old 03-28-2006, 11:25 PM   #11
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity.
- reason women have a hard time in the workplace is cause they get knocked up and have to take maternity leave.

If you mention how nice she looks, it'* sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it'* male indifference.
- No kidding, mention ONE time how you like her shiny, silky nylon clad legs in a short skirt, and they tend to freak.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity.
- reason women have a hard time in the workplace is cause they get knocked up and have to take maternity leave.

If you mention how nice she looks, it'* sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it'* male indifference.
- No kidding, mention ONE time how you like her shiny, silky nylon clad legs in a short skirt, and they tend to freak.
OK, I told ya before, when admiring her legs, you're not allowed to touch!! Same goes for other body parts. I don't know why, but it freaks women out when you do that. Go figure....
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If she has a headache, she'* tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
these three are right on. as for the flowers, i solve that issue by not buying her anything. if she says she wants a "flower" i tell her to go pick it herself. mwa ha ha. as for having a headache, if im not in the mood, i tell her i had sex at work and i have to recover.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If she has a headache, she'* tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
as for having a headache, if im not in the mood, i tell her i had sex at work and i have to recover.
If you were my man and said that to me I'd give you leather goods.... A belt in the mouth and a boot in the ***!!!

As far as a flower is concerned I would appreciate something picked from the yard just because he was thinking of me. I'm not one that has to have store bought roses or what have you. Nature provides beautiful flowers. It is the simple gesture that the man is thinking about the woman in his life.
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to be fair, she tells me that her other boyfriend is hiding in the closet until i leave. im thoughtful in other ways. like doing the dishes (we both agreed: her chore) when shes gone, cleaning the living room (again: her chore). the thing is: do this without her asking, and suddenly youre thoughtful. oh, and if i go anywhere and she jokingly says "bring me back something" bring her back somehting. preferably something she mentioned three days ago that she was craving. the only problem is that you really have to listen for future reference.

one time she said she craved beef jerky. so about a week later, she "told" me to pick her up something. i got her some beef jerky and then forgot on the way home, and ate it. whoops. i had to hide the evidence, cuz that wouldve been mean.
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