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Old 07-28-2006, 02:11 PM   #1
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What your cat REALLY thinks...

I'm not using that litter box till you
clean it out! (and maybe not then!)

Who, me? That plant was shredded
when you bought it.

How DARE you expect me to eat that
DRY food! You should be feeding
me SUSHI!

That goldfish would've died anyways.

Mice do hide in SOCKS!

My favourite seat is your LAP!

Your ears taste nice.

Now listen here door-opener, when I say open I mean OPEN!
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Ten Things a Cat Thinks About


I could have sworn I heard the can opener.


Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?


Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?


I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ulterior motives?


Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?


This looks like a good spot for a nap.


Hey! No kidding, I'm sure that'* the can opener.


Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?


If there'* a God, how can He allow neutering?


If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who'* boss!
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Yeah... Those are all pretty much accurate.
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Forgot a few......

If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

Life is hard, and then you nap.

Bury your poop; no one else wants to see it.

Sometimes you just have to do what the voices in your head tell you to.
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