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Old 01-26-2010, 01:33 AM   #1
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:

Bless Me, Father for I have sinned... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the *****. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors

This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.
However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That'* a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''
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Aaaaaaaw chit! BAHAHAHAhahahahaha!
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I'll give this one a 5 out of 10. Didn't cause V8 shoot out my nose, but I did chuckle.
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hehehehhe!.........hahahahahaha!

Thanks Kevin, good one
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Nah let her keep thinking the war is going on
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Nah let her keep thinking the war is going on
I agree. Why ruin a good thing.

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Good for a snicker. Well played.
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quick they're coming back get it them bed and hide
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