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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:48 PM
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There was a car driving very slowly down the interstate. A State Trooper pulled it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the driver asks. "You are going 26 mph on an interstate. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50 mph.

"But when I turned on the interstate, the sign said 26!" the driver replied.

"HA HA HA!" the officer laughed out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26, the 26 isn't the speed limit!"

The driver leans back in her seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.

"What happened to her?" the officer asks.

"I don't know, but she'* been that way ever since we got off of Interstate 160."
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:35 PM
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its a classic
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:52 PM
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hahaha i read the golfer one first and said the same thing Gumball
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:56 PM
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Chris is new at posting jokes
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