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Old 10-03-2006, 08:51 AM   #1
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The following is a brief diary that I kept dealing with one night of raging insomnia back in my younger days.

11:45 p.m.
Watching Late Show with David Letterman. Funny.

1:00 a.m.
Watching Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Funny as well.

2:30 a.m.
Watching that POS Carson Daly show. Sucks.

3:12 a.m.
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.

3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.

3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.

3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.

3:53 a.m.
Break down an called to get free video and information about the hot tub.

4:03 a.m.
Watching rerun of Jackass. Knoxville getting kicked in the nuts by children. Good times.

4:17 a.m.
Make a snack. Pizza rolls.

4:29 a.m.
Alphabetize CD collection.

4:32 a.m.
Ran to bathroom to unleash the fury of the explosive diarrhea from those damned Pizza rolls.

4:47 a.m.
Decide to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

5:00 a.m.
Decide to dress up like a pirate to fully enjoy the film.

5:32 a.m.
Roommate gets up to go to work. Calls me a "gay pirate". I happen to think I look rather good. I punch him.

5:41 a.m.
Suddenly realize I do look like a butt pirate. Change clothes.

5:42 a.m.
Feel a little bit bad about punching roommate.

5:59 a.m.
Read old BC articles.

6:45 a.m.
Watching children'* programming on PBS.

7:12 a.m.
Watching Curious George. Wish I had a large yellow hat. Also, a monkey.

7:17 a.m.
Reconsider desire for large yellow hat. Still want a monkey, though.
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3:12 a.m.[/b]
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.

3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.

3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.

3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
must have been one heck of a fantasy.. made ya go and smoke.. lol
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Old 10-03-2006, 12:43 PM   #3
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3:12 a.m.[/b]
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.

3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.

3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.

3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
must have been one heck of a fantasy.. made ya go and smoke.. lol
Ya notice the 7 minute time frame................

Musta been a Quickie
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LMAO!

BTW Scott...2 minute time frame...THAT'* a quickie.
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