i think we all need to stop hating on the imports. they're obviously pretty fast or they wouldn't need those gigantic wings to hold them to the road at such high velocity

Rice jargon?

If your stock tailpipe is only 1" in diameter, you CAN'T make it fast.
You are neither fast nor furious.
My pepsi bottle has more liters than your engine.
My lugnuts require more torque than your engine produces.
The faster you make your car LOOK, the slower it goes.

Any more?

Theres so many! but bill.. you could be offending some boardmemebers lol...

"More colors (or stickers) do not equal more horsepower" are a couple of my favorites

Also "Fiberglass does not add power"

More as I think of 'em...

Oh you forgot
No that white racing strip does not actually make it faster.

I think he was kidding guys...

Wings to NOT HELP production cars in the 1/4 mile, they SLOW IT DOWN. Especially... on a front wheel drive car!!

Why does this thread say it was started by willwren?

Cause it was started by wilwren. Al posted last night after me but some how got put at the top might be his clock or time zone isn't set up correctly.

Wings on an FWD car are functional, man... whether the car is fast enough to use a big wing is another story