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Old 07-21-2005, 03:17 PM   #1
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Police today warned all men who frequent bars and/or parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.
Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life'* savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Bonneville Club."
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hahahahahhaha only u mos only u!!!LOL!! ROFLMAO
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Oh no....they have learned one of our secrets......Mos, stop giving them clues......
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Damn Funny...........

Love the quote

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For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Bonneville Club."
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Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life'* savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage."
I love it
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Meh I got some sort of female repellent or something....So I guess I don't gotta worry about that lol...
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Meh I got some sort of female repellent or something....So I guess I don't gotta worry about that lol...

There is a solution to yer problem there Bud..........................SHOWER!!!!!!!!
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