Are you drinking the good rice Soju, or the crap made out a sweet potatoes or God knows what?

Whatever they have at the bars man. Mix it with grape koolaid. Kicks you in the face later.

if ya get the chance got to anjori outside of humphrey'* and go to a place called drunk bus and get a f*** **** (actually what the drink is called) you will see why it is called than after the first sip gulp whatever

I'd have to go there first. I'm at Osan.

Better have the wife buy ya a seeing eye dog, your going to go blind.

Don't get rufied overseas!

It'* temporary blindness. Also known as beer goggles.
I won't let somebody else have your fun!

You know, now that you mention it...

Actually, I should probably keep that story to myself. Atleast I still had my pants on when I woke up.

that'* only cause he put them back on ya when he was done

I'm a nice guy like that.