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Old 11-29-2006, 01:26 PM   #1
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[BLACK94SSEi]: Hello
[Imabot]: Hi there!
[BLACK94SSEi]: hows it going?
[Imabot]: I am doing very well. How are you BLACK94SSEi ?
[BLACK94SSEi]: Im good
[Imabot]: You should say "I am well."
[BLACK94SSEi]: Why?
[Imabot]: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Why. But I
did not get that. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own
robot personality?
[BLACK94SSEi]: Why?
[Imabot]: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Why. Try
being more or less specific. Where can I find a boyfriend?
[BLACK94SSEi]: At the Bonneville club
[Imabot]: The is where it'* at.
[BLACK94SSEi]: you dont know?
[Imabot]: I know that I do not know.
[BLACK94SSEi]: go to www.bonnevilleclub.com to find a boyfriend
[Imabot]: Perhaps I have already been there.
[BLACK94SSEi]: have you?
[Imabot]: Once or twice.
[BLACK94SSEi]: how did you like it?
[Imabot]: Bot lover programmed me for it.
[BLACK94SSEi]: Do you like it?
[Imabot]: Why seems okay to me.
[BLACK94SSEi]: good
[Imabot]: I've been waiting for you. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[BLACK94SSEi]: go ahead and ask
[Imabot]: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from
the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "BLACK94SSEi".
[BLACK94SSEi]: why?
[Imabot]: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Have you ever been to
Europe?
[BLACK94SSEi]: Why do you find BLACK94SSEi to be odd?
[Imabot]: It was the only thing I could think of.
[BLACK94SSEi]: you have offended me
[Imabot]: What makes you think I have offended me?
[BLACK94SSEi]: because you called me odd
[Imabot]: Good reason. Interesting gossip: BLACK94SSEi said I .
[BLACK94SSEi]: your crazy
[Imabot]: You can't judge a book by its cover.
[BLACK94SSEi]: I read a few pages
[Imabot]: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
[BLACK94SSEi]: yeah, your crazy
[Imabot]: And? Not mine.
[BLACK94SSEi]: do you undertsnad what I am typing?
[Imabot]: I have never considered undertsnad what I am typing. I answer a lot of silly
questions.
[BLACK94SSEi]: oopps I mispelled "Understand"
[Imabot]: Try saying that with more or less context. What do you look like?
[BLACK94SSEi]: Umm i dont know what do you look like?
[Imabot]: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
[BLACK94SSEi]: ok and?
[Imabot]: But...
[BLACK94SSEi]: are you avoiding my question?
[Imabot]: No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow
me to.
[BLACK94SSEi]: what programming?
[Imabot]: That'* an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Have you tried
Java?
[BLACK94SSEi]: Coffee?
[Imabot]: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
What do you have that is BLACK94SSEi?
[BLACK94SSEi]: A Bonneville
[Imabot]: Be more specific.
[BLACK94SSEi]: a car
[Imabot]: A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
[BLACK94SSEi]: What kind of car do you have?
[Imabot]: My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.
[BLACK94SSEi]: is that what you own?
[Imabot]: I like to meet new people online.
[BLACK94SSEi]: do you drive a lincoln?
[Imabot]: I prefer a taxi or a limo.
[BLACK94SSEi]: your retarded
[Imabot]: You don't know that for a fact.
[BLACK94SSEi]: yes I do.
[Imabot]: I hear pride.
[BLACK94SSEi]: You have ears too?
[Imabot]: What makes you think I have ears too?
[BLACK94SSEi]: You told me you HEAR pride
[Imabot]: I have never considered HEAR pride HEAR pride pride HEAR pride. I spend all my
time online.
[BLACK94SSEi]: thats because your retarded
[Imabot]: Good reason. You can't judge a book by its cover.
[BLACK94SSEi]: I just did, but now I have to go. im bored with you
[BLACK94SSEi]: I just did, but now I have to go. im bored with you
[BLACK94SSEi]: What no reply?
[BLACK94SSEi]: What no reply?
[BLACK94SSEi]: ok well talk to you another time.
[BLACK94SSEi]: ok well talk to you another time.
[BLACK94SSEi]: Im going to post this on www.bonnevilleclub.com
[BLACK94SSEi]: Im going to post this on www.bonnevilleclub.com
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Sorry no can do, but now its more than a minute since you HAD to come back and read my reply LMAO
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I found that amusing...
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I almost posted a conversation I had with imabot one night while drinking.

then decided not to
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I almost posted a conversation I had with imabot one night while drinking.

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Who the hell is imabot?
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Who the H*** is imabot?
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Its the BC Community Girlfriend LOL You can find Imabot in the Chat area
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