picture this:

youre sitting on the toilet, deeply interested in your Summit Racing catalog, Outdoor Life magazine, or perhaps even a Musicians Friend mag...for some of us its the only time we ever read...good ol #2

Then theres that horrible splash! and as we all know, all toilet water, regardless of country, creed,race, economic status or what have you, is kept at a balmy 33 degrees fahrenheit....this splash can create a sensation on the backside that is well.....chilling.

so my idea is......*drumroll* heated toilet water!

and im not even drunk

dont let billb see this

im pretty sure its already been invented...

i like the cool splash

eesh how could you enjoy that?! its so cold and intrusive! i cringe every time...i dont like weird butt sensations...but haro on the other hand.....

A little trick of the trade is to throw in a few squares of tp (adjust according to work load) into the toilet first and that splash is no more I told my friend that and he used to much tp it clogged the toilet (atleast I hope it was the tp) so use caution with this mod.

Ed

the tp is not an option, unfortuneately i have a reputation to be able to clog just about any toilet anywhere simply out of sheer volume.....its sad i know....thats the first thing i did on senior trip last year, we had been at the hotel like 10 mins and i was looking for a plunger....hey id been packin that one in for like 10 hours what do you expect?

Heated toilet water is very easy to do actually.. just switch your toilet from using the cold water line, to the hot. My neighbor'* house was hooked up that way on accident and they ended up leaving it that way. What are you doing, sh*tting bricks man? lol. I don't have that "splash" problem.

Anyways.. this is the most odd conversation we've had on BC yet I think.

think about what the steam might do though

oh yeah...

Same thing happened at my house as well. A nice little comfort on those cold winter days.

You know what would be extra hilarious?
If you were at your girlfriends parents house for the first time and that happened. In the upstairs bathroom.
Walk out and say - "If bigger is better, then I just **** a masterpiece."
I once took a pee and it clogged the toilet. I don't know WHAT caused that.
You know what really bites is having to use public toilets, and there is no stall door.
You sit there, try to take care of business, and someone walks in and does not notice you there for a few seconds. "Uhhh, I am sorry"