I wonder why people think i"m an a$$....
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Sister: Hey, How do DVD'* work?
Me: WTF are you talking about?
Sister: I put it in and it turns on... How does it see the pictures?
Me: A magnifier.
Sister: Really!?!
Me: Yes. The pictures are about the size of a pinhead. The DVD Player shines a LED through the disc and has a special magnifier to put them on the screen.
Sister: How come I can't see through the disc then?
Me: You ever tried with an LED?
Sister: Cool, I would have never guessed.
Me: I'm ******* with you. It uses a laser to determine the depth of a "groove" in the reflective material. The changing distances are like 1'* and 0'* in a computer.
Sister: You're an *******
Me: I know.
Me: WTF are you talking about?
Sister: I put it in and it turns on... How does it see the pictures?
Me: A magnifier.
Sister: Really!?!
Me: Yes. The pictures are about the size of a pinhead. The DVD Player shines a LED through the disc and has a special magnifier to put them on the screen.
Sister: How come I can't see through the disc then?
Me: You ever tried with an LED?
Sister: Cool, I would have never guessed.
Me: I'm ******* with you. It uses a laser to determine the depth of a "groove" in the reflective material. The changing distances are like 1'* and 0'* in a computer.
Sister: You're an *******
Me: I know.
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Originally Posted by wjcollier07
ha, what the H***? I'm so lost.
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That was a good one Straitor 
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She'* my shop helper, Knows more than most girls, But sometimes I get one over on her. I eventually gave her the howstuffworks.com link, But had some fun first 
She'll fall for whatever I tell her. She know it'* either right, Or i'm going to mess with her for a few minutes

She'll fall for whatever I tell her. She know it'* either right, Or i'm going to mess with her for a few minutes
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Is she the one that had the Olds?
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Originally Posted by fuelforthesoul1999
Originally Posted by wjcollier07
ha, what the H***? I'm so lost.
I knew that! I was just kidding...saying I didn't understand.


