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Old 12-05-2006, 06:42 PM   #1
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Sister: Hey, How do DVD'* work?
Me: WTF are you talking about?
Sister: I put it in and it turns on... How does it see the pictures?
Me: A magnifier.
Sister: Really!?!
Me: Yes. The pictures are about the size of a pinhead. The DVD Player shines a LED through the disc and has a special magnifier to put them on the screen.
Sister: How come I can't see through the disc then?
Me: You ever tried with an LED?
Sister: Cool, I would have never guessed.
Me: I'm ******* with you. It uses a laser to determine the depth of a "groove" in the reflective material. The changing distances are like 1'* and 0'* in a computer.
Sister: You're an *******
Me: I know.

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ha, what the hell? I'm so lost.
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Is she blond?

or just dumb?
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ha, what the H***? I'm so lost.
The sister asked Dames how DVDs worked, Dames decided to mess with her and tell her complete lie of how the DVD works. Dames predicted that the sister would fall for it and he predicted right, then he told her the truth and in turn, the sister thought he was an *******
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sweet, i would have let her believe it
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That was a good one Straitor

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She'* my shop helper, Knows more than most girls, But sometimes I get one over on her. I eventually gave her the howstuffworks.com link, But had some fun first

She'll fall for whatever I tell her. She know it'* either right, Or i'm going to mess with her for a few minutes
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Is she the one that had the Olds?

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ha, what the H***? I'm so lost.
The sister asked Dames how DVDs worked, Dames decided to mess with her and tell her complete lie of how the DVD works. Dames predicted that the sister would fall for it and he predicted right, then he told her the truth and in turn, the sister thought he was an A$$****
I knew that! I was just kidding...saying I didn't understand.
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