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Old Sep 25, 2009 | 01:47 AM
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i think i want a beater as my fun car. i was thinking about a 2000 crown vic with maby 80k on it. then i wanna turn the engine into a beast. get a beefy transmission, a beefy suspension but not raised, a beefy rear axel and axel shaft, a fuel cell, and the engine is gonna be a supercharged hemi puttin out maby 600-650 horses, gonna do intake exhaust, the whole 10 yards, and im gonna beat the crap outa the car, im gonna break all the windows, break all head and tail lights, scratch the paint off everywhere and put a bat to every body pannel and just mess up this car, im gonna flip it over and smash the rear end into everything, im gonna rip off the rear passenger door, and im gonna beat the crap out of the engine. ill never take my foot off the gas even when i change gears, im just gonna build a machine to be a beast and then just beat it down to a pulp all while having fun.

now dosent that sound fun???!!!!!
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Old Sep 25, 2009 | 07:07 AM
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wow thats a whole lot of beating going on. Umm....you ok?

That does sound fun if you did all that at a demolition derby!

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Are you sure you live in NJ? Sounds more like you might be from the deep south. Either that or you have been watching old Burt Reynolds movies.
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well i do like smokey and the bandit
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Originally Posted by ricosuave420
now dosent that sound fun???!!!!!
Sounds more like you need your medications adjusted!
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Old Sep 25, 2009 | 11:20 AM
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The building part sounds like fun, the beating part, not so much.
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it would deff be fun, pop it into neutral put your food through the floor at 7k rpms and then throw the thing into drive and see what happens, that would be fun, did you ever see live free or die hard where john was in the fbi car runnin from the helli, and he just beat the crap outa that car, thats what i wanna do, a car that i couldnt care less what happens to!!!!
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Old Sep 25, 2009 | 11:29 AM
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and to see how much punishemtn the trans could take, pop it into neutral and rev to 7k and jam it into drive then rip it back into reverse and just do that continuiously till something breaks, o and u gotta do the dukes of hazzard, except with the crown vic, i dont approve of sence destruction of classic muscle cars suck as the dukes or vanishing point!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why don't you lay some 'J Hooks' on the road why your at it then.
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o hell yea, do 120 then rip the e break and hold on for dear life hahahaha
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