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Old 02-27-2007, 07:42 PM   #1
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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What'* funny is that my wife sent it to me.
I think she got it from her forum, which is for moms and women trying to conceive. They have some better jokes than we get. Some of them I haven't even posted due to content.
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haha thats good
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What'* funny is that my wife sent it to me.
I think she got it from her forum, which is for moms and women trying to conceive. They have some better jokes than we get. Some of them I haven't even posted due to content.
*nudge* post them*nudge*
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You tryin to get me banned?
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You tryin to get me banned?
nope, I just like dirty jokes
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lol that was a good one

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I tried finding them but I must have erased them. I'll have her look around for them and PM em to you.
There was a REAL funny one about other names for Viagra. (such as Dixafloppin)
I'll see what she can find.
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