...go get a chocolate malt.

Grab me one too.

Oh great....... Now I want one.

ummm...is a malt the same as a shake? Only thing I know about malt'* is my grandma used to drink em back in the day. Didn't know they even still existed

Well...Stan is about granny'* age bracket from what MV Bobbo says.

In the US, is a chocolate malt sort of like a milkshake?

A chocolate malt is a Chocolate milkshake, with malt powder added. Yummy.

I think the difference between a malt and a milkshake is the consistency. I worked at a Haagen Dazs at college and we had milkshakes and malts. The milkshakes were thicker. I don't remember what else if anything was different though. :?

Bingo. Like drinking liquid Whoppers.

Again.

Go ahead and laugh it off, hosers, I'll be getting my malts at a BIG discount in a few years, going to bed at 7pm, forgetting what I...
...huh?...
...oh, was talking about.

While I know of them, I've never actually had one. Where does one purchase said malts these days?

...cuz yer makin' me hungry, man...