Hey Tracy, Uncle OctoPussy can cook, clean, and fix anything. Huh? Huh? Huh? <runs to phone book for phone number>

I only do my laundry while not on BC due to the same reasons. My son will leave his clothes in the dryer and fluff them when he needs something. I fold mine as soon as they are done. Sometimes I will wash and fold his clothing also but he has it strewn all over his room and I don't like to go in there cuz it scares me!

my gf folds it and puts it in my closet. she gets militant about where i put my dirty clothing tho. when i put it in a corner closest to where i take it off, she refuses to clean it. shell only clean it if i put it in the hamper. otherwise she glares at me and casually informs me that shes doing laundry soon.

I could never understand why most men will put clothes beside or on top of the hamper but hardly ever IN the hamper.

What'* a hamper????

That, my dear, is why you still have relationship issues with the missus. I just tell Jeff that I will be doing laundry on whichever day and if he wants something washed to put it by the washing machine in a pile. Sometimes he does and sometimes he doesn't. He is funny because he just throws everything in on one load and I do the sorting, fabric softener, etc. When I do his clothes he says "Oh, these smell so nice and are so soft and NOT wrinkled"

Sorting??? :?:

sorting refers to a common misconception that if you mix whites with colors [and velcro with bras, apparently] youll get some sort of "bleeding". now, i didnt seperate them once, when i lived with my now ex-gf, and it did result in some bleeding. however, that was fixed with liberal application of stitches.

[at least, thats the extent of the sorting in my house]

I simply "forgot" to wash the kids' underwear until they "forgot" to play by the laundry rules....needless to say...it was quite effective...except for the one...he went commando on me....

Try to wash some of her clothes with yours and end up with pink underwear- I'm sure you'd look really attractive.