I hate soccer mom's and SUV's!!
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The Top 14 Signs Your SUV Is Too Damn Big
14 - Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."
13 - Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.
12 - You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Savior *-Class.
11 - It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into its orbit.
10 - There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back seat.
9 - It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.
8 - It'* great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.
7 - You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver'* seat.
6 - Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
5 - Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
4 - When you pull up to the pharmacy window, they already have the package of extra small condoms bagged and ready to go.
3 - You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately.
2 - Due to new military intel that has narrowed the search down to the inside of your vehicle, President Bush remains confident that Osama Bin Laden will someday be found.
and the Number 1 Sign Your SUV Is Too Damn Big...
The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
14 - Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."
13 - Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.
12 - You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Savior *-Class.
11 - It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into its orbit.
10 - There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back seat.
9 - It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.
8 - It'* great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.
7 - You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver'* seat.
6 - Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
5 - Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
4 - When you pull up to the pharmacy window, they already have the package of extra small condoms bagged and ready to go.
3 - You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately.
2 - Due to new military intel that has narrowed the search down to the inside of your vehicle, President Bush remains confident that Osama Bin Laden will someday be found.
and the Number 1 Sign Your SUV Is Too Damn Big...
The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
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I get payed what I do because of EVERYONE in US suberbia driving Escalades and 8.1 Yukon XL'*... If everyone in northamerica drove electric cars and used suns energy to work home/work id be outta a job...
put it this way... I wouldnt need to HOT TAP on upto 1480PSI gas(or anything) lines 1/2'' to 72''. LOL and my welder genorator would have to be electric... lmao... I quess... I would be basicly welding with a mig, on fix stick... OR...
I should stop typing...
put it this way... I wouldnt need to HOT TAP on upto 1480PSI gas(or anything) lines 1/2'' to 72''. LOL and my welder genorator would have to be electric... lmao... I quess... I would be basicly welding with a mig, on fix stick... OR...
I should stop typing...
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Funny thing was the car she hit had front and rear damage but is was no big deal, I was in a '90 Z24 the trunk got bent, SHE had to be towed on a rollback for the front bumper drove the fasia through the rad. Oh I did complain cause after I got a ticket from one of those a-holes (note I'm cool with most cops-va states are ok even the ones who busted me where cool and prof but this dept sux ***) cause he HAD to in a accdent I had to ask why not her? I had look up and saw she was fussing with her 2 girls and a small dog- yea I saw that much and braced for impact. -oh shel had the gay soccer ball sticker on the back.
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i dont hate all suv i dont mind the blazer size i just dont like seeing little lady drivng a big full size suv what a waste of gas and to make it worse she has no kids in it or anything.
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
The Top 14 Signs Your SUV Is Too Damn Big
7 - You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver'* seat.
6 - Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
5 - Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
4 - When you pull up to the pharmacy window, they already have the package of extra small condoms bagged and ready to go.
7 - You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver'* seat.
6 - Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
5 - Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
4 - When you pull up to the pharmacy window, they already have the package of extra small condoms bagged and ready to go.
My parents own a 2003 Envoy... it'* pretty damn big... but I've driven it, and it'* a really slick ride. Drives almost like a car, handles really well. But it'* a bit too pretty to be taking offroad. They had a 2000 Jimmy SLT before the Envoy... I took it offroad a few times, very fun. It didn't look too bad when it was muddy.
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They get these big SUV'* when they have their first child.
Then they feel guilty that not all of the eight or nine seats are filled up so they have more and more children. The cycle repeats itself. Gas prices rise. Highways clog. The children grow up to be ricers.
We are all doomed!!!!
http://www.vhemt.org (may be offensive to some viewers...but hey, offensive is my middle name.)
Then they feel guilty that not all of the eight or nine seats are filled up so they have more and more children. The cycle repeats itself. Gas prices rise. Highways clog. The children grow up to be ricers.
We are all doomed!!!!
http://www.vhemt.org (may be offensive to some viewers...but hey, offensive is my middle name.)
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This is the kind of unit I need for my welding...
aire brakes, air suspension. It may be a 95... but it only costs a few grand more then my 03 duramax...
Thats a big truck!
But I dought I would drive it to the mall.
heh... wouldnt even fit in the parking spaces.
aire brakes, air suspension. It may be a 95... but it only costs a few grand more then my 03 duramax...
Thats a big truck!
But I dought I would drive it to the mall.
heh... wouldnt even fit in the parking spaces.
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