What a jerk. That'* when you want to slip in in R by mistake.

Mistake? What are you talking about? I didn't see/feel that car back there.

That was the first thing that came to mind, and it was VERY hard to resist the urge..
Makes me want to put a hitch on at just the right height that it punches a hole through their radiator before they stop at a 4" solid steel bumper.

I used to have a big jacked up ranger. I built a rear bumper out of a steal pipe. The trailer hitch was made form 3/8" steel plate. Some punk kids in daddys new car hit my back end. Opened them up like a can of tuna. I giggled a lot.

I can see the look on their faces... I bet you drove away without a scratch to.

My license plate got bent. So the next day I cut a 1/2" steel plate and welded that on.

I had somebody do the same thing to my truck Dan. I walked outta Wal-Mart just in time to see them do it. I walk up to my truck, look at the car and said, "Wow, sucks to be you right now. Want me to call a tow truck for ya?"

They got PISSED!

Now that'* a good one. A few years ago I had a excursion, and had a big 10,000 hitch on the back, and it stuck out a bit. I always loved parking nose in. then I sat in the truck while my wife shopped. A few times a month I would get someone walk behind the truck and catch his shin on the hitch. Guess you should watch where your walking.

I don't know what it is with Walmart parking lots, but I had my car get backed into at Walmart. The worst part is I had the horn blaring for 3 seconds and saw it coming, then I found out she was a single mother with the kid sitting in the back and didn't have to heart to report it... Just another little scratch I have to look at every day.

I don't know about the rest of these idiots, but I'm great at parking!

Efficient, too.