When I was mowing this afternoon, I came across a fat woodchuck. It couldn't walk in a straight line. It kept listing to the right, and would occasionally roll completely over to the right. It could run fairly straight, then would slow down and veer off course. I followed it around for about five minutes. It found a friend, then the both of them hid in a cinder block pile.

Are you missing any booze?

So what is the answer to the age old question of "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

I don't think this woodchuck could chuck wood. :?