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Old 02-09-2011, 12:25 AM   #1
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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/crs/2202170274.html

And in case he deletes it:

My name is Travis Broyles and I will do whatever* you want me to do for less money than whoever you are paying to do it now.

Below is a list of just some of the things I can do. I do want to stress that I DO ANYTHING so email me if your requested service is not listed here.

Things I Will Do For $5:
Stare at you for 5 minutes
Give a hug to the person of your choosing
Call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes
Draw your face on a balloon
Sing Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" from memory to the best of my ability
6 minutes of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $10:
Write your new theme song
Perform your new theme song on your voicemail
Spin until I throw up or you lose interest
Rename your Pokémon
Host a conference call with you and a person that you've always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know?
12 minutes of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $50:
Break-up with your boyfriend or girlfriend
Help you quit smoking (I'll call you every day for a month and yell "HEY DON'T SMOKE")
Tell the person you like that you think they're cute and what if you had sex together?
Try my best to fly in a public place for an hour
Make you a really great profile picture
1 hour of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $100:
Tell your kids which one is actually your favorite, and what the others could do to improve their standings
Fight someone much smaller or girl than me
Email you a list of 250 things I like about you (need access to any and all social network accounts)
Clean most of your house and apologize for the things I didn't
Deliver 5 fully cooked DiGiorno pizzas right to your door (5 mile radius from my home)
2 hours of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $1,000:
Host an event (will not host anything racially insensitive, i.e. human being auction)
Give a PowerPoint presentation on team building to your business and/or extended family
Rename your children
Build you a cardboard car and make vroom-vroom sounds while you drive it
Star treatment for a month (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
20 hours of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $100,000:
Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life
Change my political and spiritual leanings
Screen all your phone calls for five years
Recreate the best day of your life (or worst, whatevs)
84 straight days of copywriting *BEST VALUE*

If interested, email me at [email protected].

*Prices and tasks are subject to negotiation. I will not murder or steal or perform a legendary murdersteal. No rapes, and the sex has to be unrelated to the payment, like "Oh, after you're done cutting those trees down, do you want some lemonade?" but the lemonade means sex, mostly.
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Old 02-09-2011, 12:32 AM   #2
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LMFAO OMG that is insane HAHAH so goin on FB
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Between this and a video of a coffee table that turns mice into electricity, I'm convinced that I've caught a bad fever and have started hallucinating.
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Now there'* a go getter.
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All I did was shake my head the entire time I read this.
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Between this and a video of a coffee table that turns mice into electricity, I'm convinced that I've caught a bad fever and have started hallucinating.
Can I just have "B" Hallucinating?
Hmmm, Off I go to make my own Craigslist list. How much for toppling a Regime.....
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I bet you all this listing belongs to Steve H....trying to get some extra cash
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Nah, I doubt Steve would have any problems hosting any kind of party. Especially a human slave auction. Hey Gunner, got any young Russian girlz to peddle?
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Yeah you got a point..Sad part is except for blackbetty im the closest to him lol
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