Will, could you herd those duck to poop on some rice?

Now that you can herd ducks maybe you should try to get all your ducks in a row.

Someone had to say it

I should take a bigger laser home and COOK 'em.

Wow! Those Wicked lasers are pretty, er uh wicked. Impressive to say the least. A little bit more than I would want to spend for fun, but certainly would be a good item to own if doing a lot of wilderness camping/hiking. There would be no problem for a search team to see that.

The force is with you willwren

M R ducks
M R not
* A R
C M *****
L I B
M R ducks!

MALE mallards. If they're anything like my favorite male HUMAN, they went "OOOOO!!! Look, a shiny object!" *follow*

No one asked the obvious question.

How many beers does it take to herd ducks?

HAHAHAHAA...so very true. I knew a few guys like that.

Shiney????

Where???