I AM CANADIAN!
Thread Starter
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 2,936
Likes: 2
I AM CANADIAN!
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers' ***
10. Tim Horton'* kicks Dunkin' Donuts' ***
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans Back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the Command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany!
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth'* surface and is still around as the world'* oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colored money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ***
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
I AM CANADIAN!!!
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers' ***
10. Tim Horton'* kicks Dunkin' Donuts' ***
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans Back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the Command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany!
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth'* surface and is still around as the world'* oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colored money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ***
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
I AM CANADIAN!!!
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,158
Likes: 0
From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Re: I AM CANADIAN!
Originally Posted by sse1990
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
Wow, you guys have never truly lived.And I especially agree on the Mr. Dressup vs. Mr. Rogers (may they both RIP) and the Tim'* vs. Dunkin ones.
Senior Member
Posts like a Corvette
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,534
Likes: 0
From: Brunswick, Georgia, USA, North American Continent, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
I like #12 :P But, really: Is that something you guys should be proud of, r something the native Frogs should be ashamed of? Something to think about 
And what about the Cajuns?
And what about the Cajuns?
Senior Member
Posts like a Turbo
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 380
Likes: 0
From: Midland, MI
nice list...although the French Canadians I have met are nasty
and I duno if I would really be proud to look up to a guy named "Mr. Dress-Up" Sounds kinda uh...not straight if u ask me
and I duno if I would really be proud to look up to a guy named "Mr. Dress-Up" Sounds kinda uh...not straight if u ask me
Senior Member
Posts like a Camaro
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 1,038
Likes: 0
From: Ottawa,Can
Originally Posted by Gumball
7. Basketball is Canadian
started in springfield Massachusetts. not that I care.
.
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,158
Likes: 0
From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Originally Posted by Ms. Sixty
and I duno if I would really be proud to look up to a guy named "Mr. Dress-Up" Sounds kinda uh...not straight if u ask me
Senior Member
Certified GM nut
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,631
Likes: 0
Originally Posted by jwikoff99
I'm confused, I thought Canadia was our 51'st state....
:snicker: ....Canadia.... :snicker:
:snicker: ....Canadia.... :snicker:
Right now she'* our Lap Dog, but She WILL be our 51st state. Personally I hate Canada! Why, You ask,..because You sent us,....William Freaking Shatner!!! 
