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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 12:19 PM
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Bob'* wife goes out to buy a car. The salesman says, I recommend this
one. She asks why. The salesman says, "Because it has hydraulic backspin
brakes. Get in and I'll show you."

He drives the car 100 miles and hour toward a brick wall, and when he'*
100 feet away he jams on the brakes. They stop a foot from the wall. The
salesman says, "Do you smell that?" She takes a sniff and says, "Uh-huh."
The salesman says proudly, "That'* hydraulic backspin brakes."

That night when Bob gets home, his wife says, "Dear, I bought a car."
Bob asks, "How did you decide which kind to buy?" She says, "I bought one
with hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I'll show you."

They get in, and she drives 100 miles an hour toward the same brick wall.
When they are 100 feet away from it she jams on the brakes, and they stop
one foot from the wall. She looks over at her husband and says. "Do you
smell that?"

Bob says, "I ought to! I'm sitting in it."
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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 12:37 PM
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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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22 reads. I'm glad one of you got the joke.
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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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Good one Jim... (just found it).
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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumball
22 reads. I'm glad one of you got the joke.
Oh I got it!! I'm with the other 21....probably didn't find it THAT funny.
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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM

sorry jim, i have to add this...










i think the principal pooped his pants
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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 01:56 PM
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Vital, ouch! :P

Toasty,
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Old Feb 15, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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