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Old 12-12-2005, 12:16 PM   #1
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Default How to wake a Moderator in 10 easy steps.

1. Get stuffed animal (seal) from kid'* room.
2. Use toy to play with dog.
3. After getting dog interested, let him play with it while filling coffee cup.
4. Check toy for dampness.
5. Repeat step 2.
6. Re-check toy for dampness. If acceptable, continue with step 7.
7. Remove toy from dog'* mouth (can be difficult).
8. Toss slobbered toy across living room so it lands on Moderator'* face where he/she is sleeping on the couch.
9. Pray dog doesn't fetch toy before Moderator wakes.
10. Insert earplugs before string of profanities emanates from couch.
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:18 PM   #2
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Making John want to leave eh Bill?

Pat...he couldn't have snapped pics laughing that hard.
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LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.
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The victim and the ammo:

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LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.
Just wait...your turn will come.
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Oh, he doesn't know of the existence of this topic yet.
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LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.
Just wait...your turn will come.
you don't have a dog captian.
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The other (necessary) half of the equation:

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LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.
Just wait...your turn will come.
you don't have a dog captian.
I don't need a stuffed animal for my surprise either
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