How to wake a Moderator in 10 easy steps.
 

1. Get stuffed animal (seal) from kid's room.
2. Use toy to play with dog.
3. After getting dog interested, let him play with it while filling coffee cup.
4. Check toy for dampness.
5. Repeat step 2.
6. Re-check toy for dampness. If acceptable, continue with step 7.
7. Remove toy from dog's mouth (can be difficult).
8. Toss slobbered toy across living room so it lands on Moderator's face where he/she is sleeping on the couch.
9. Pray dog doesn't fetch toy before Moderator wakes.
10. Insert earplugs before string of profanities emanates from couch.

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Making John want to leave eh Bill?

Pat...he couldn't have snapped pics laughing that hard.

LOL...I would have planned that so the dog jumped right up on the moderator to retrive the stuffer animal.

The victim and the ammo:

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Just wait...your turn will come. :twisted:

Oh, he doesn't know of the existence of this topic yet. ;)

you don't have a dog captian.

The other (necessary) half of the equation:

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I don't need a stuffed animal for my surprise either :shock:
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Bill...we need pet access holes in our mini blinds..lol

thank you Bill. Now i need to get a guidebook at waking your arse in the morining, oh wait a minute, you're awak at 4am!

I thought a volleyball had hit me er something when I wike up instantly :lol: :roll:

Hey John

MORNING!!!

It woke him up with such a start, I don't recall him needing coffee before he left this morning.

We parted company at 9:30 this morning. He won't be back in WA until later, as he had some xmas shopping to do on the way home. No sales tax in OR. ;)

HAha.. you're pretty good at pranking people. That is my speciality. Not e-pranking (computer illiterate), but in person pranking. As soon as I can get putfile to cooperate (again, computer illiterate), I can display some of my "prank videos" on here. :twisted:

What? No shaving cream in the hand ploy?

One of my friends put shaving cream in my hair one time. I got my hair cut short now.