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Old 01-13-2006, 10:54 AM   #1
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How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
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One.

Only ONE!!

And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'* A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!... HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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I don't get PMS very often but when I do it is easy to tell cuz I am ready to rip someones head off.
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I don't get PMS very often but when I do it is easy to tell cuz I am ready to rip someones head off.
Amen!!!!
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Mine'* usually only directed toward my mom and sisters!
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PMS Pray Men Stayaway.
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Hell, it only takes two.

One is a woman that is PMSing and a gun (most men refer to the gun as her) so the woman will pick up the gun and shoot that motherf***ing bulb out then shoot the f***ing men that f***ing **** her off.

Guys, it doesn't matter if she'* changing a bulb or a tampon. We're effectively screwed when she get PMSing.
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Does the guy in MOS signature have an *.O.?
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