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Old 08-31-2007, 02:00 PM   #1
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Ok, I am hoping it'* not a repost.
Probably is, but I searched and couldn't find it.

Here goes

A man wanted to get married.

He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.

He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do

with the money.


The first does a total make-over.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up

and buys several new outfits, then dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him

because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,

and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent

all the money on him because she loves him so much

Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000.

She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder

in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future

because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done

with the money he'd given her.


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.he married the one with the biggest *****.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants

and Viagra today than on Alzheimer' * research.

This means that by 2040,

there should be a large elderly population with perky ***** and huge erections

and absolutely no recollection of what to do with either of them.
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hahaha... heard that before, but its still funny!
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I've certainly seen that one before and even thought I might have posted it, but repost or not, it'* still funny.
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Kinda what I figured.
Besides, it may be new to someone.
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