How to Make a Woman Happy
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How to Make a Woman Happy
May be a repeat...but still a good topic for discussion... 
How to Make a Woman Happy
It'* not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a *&xologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer
How to Make a Woman Happy
It'* not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a *&xologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Originally Posted by ssei1995
May be a repeat...but still a good topic for discussion...
How to Make a Woman Happy
It'* not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover I can see how this would be a nuisance
4. a brother - That is just plain wrong!
5. a father - nope, I have one of those already
6. a master - I only have 1 master
7. a chef
8. an electrician would you rather I do it and really screw it up?
9. a carpenter I'm the daughter of a carpenter, I can swing a hammer
10. a plumber I'm not scared to try and make repairs
11. a mechanic I'm learning more every day, I ain't scared to try
12. a decorator - yeah, right
13. a stylist I don't think so
14. a *&xologist what is wrong with sex???
15. a gynecologist - Why on earth for????
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator - I like to kill bugs and mice myself
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer - nope, you might be good but you ain't that good
20. a good listener - it should be more like a good understander
21. an organizer - I don't need an organizer
22. a good father - Gee, I can see why this is a chore
23. very clean -
24. sympathetic I can see how hard that would be for a man
25. athletic - could care less about that
26. warm
27. attentive who wants to be ignored?
28. gallant
29. intelligent - doesn't have to be a brainiac
30. funny - this is a requirement
31. creative - I don't care about this one.
32. tender - everyone needs some TLC sometimes
33. strong - depends on what it is. Body odor- no way!!
34. understanding - helps keep communication going
35. tolerant - goes both ways
36. prudent -nope
37. ambitious - depends on one'* definition of the word
38. capable - of what?
39. courageous - no one likes a coward
40. determined - no one likes someone that gives up
41. true - a must
42. dependable - true
43. passionate - you get what you give
44. compassionate how dare us woman want some compassion once in a while, we should be shot!!
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly once in a while is sufficient
46. love shopping you can come with or not, your choice
47. be honest definite must!!!
48. be very rich could care less about money
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls in trade we don't look at guys
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself bullshit!!
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself don't need it
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes bullshit!!
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes #54 goes both ways as far as schedulihng and birthdays
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer
How to Make a Woman Happy
It'* not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover I can see how this would be a nuisance
4. a brother - That is just plain wrong!
5. a father - nope, I have one of those already
6. a master - I only have 1 master
7. a chef
8. an electrician would you rather I do it and really screw it up?
9. a carpenter I'm the daughter of a carpenter, I can swing a hammer
10. a plumber I'm not scared to try and make repairs
11. a mechanic I'm learning more every day, I ain't scared to try
12. a decorator - yeah, right
13. a stylist I don't think so
14. a *&xologist what is wrong with sex???
15. a gynecologist - Why on earth for????
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator - I like to kill bugs and mice myself
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer - nope, you might be good but you ain't that good
20. a good listener - it should be more like a good understander
21. an organizer - I don't need an organizer
22. a good father - Gee, I can see why this is a chore
23. very clean -
24. sympathetic I can see how hard that would be for a man
25. athletic - could care less about that
26. warm
27. attentive who wants to be ignored?
28. gallant
29. intelligent - doesn't have to be a brainiac
30. funny - this is a requirement
31. creative - I don't care about this one.
32. tender - everyone needs some TLC sometimes
33. strong - depends on what it is. Body odor- no way!!
34. understanding - helps keep communication going
35. tolerant - goes both ways
36. prudent -nope
37. ambitious - depends on one'* definition of the word
38. capable - of what?
39. courageous - no one likes a coward
40. determined - no one likes someone that gives up
41. true - a must
42. dependable - true
43. passionate - you get what you give
44. compassionate how dare us woman want some compassion once in a while, we should be shot!!
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly once in a while is sufficient
46. love shopping you can come with or not, your choice
47. be honest definite must!!!
48. be very rich could care less about money
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls in trade we don't look at guys
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself bullshit!!
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself don't need it
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes bullshit!!
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes #54 goes both ways as far as schedulihng and birthdays
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer
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PontiacMom Wrote:
As much as I try...No...have not been able to figure them out...being an engineer...I tend to be too analytical and systematical... 
...all I know is that women like chocolate...
Ahem Tracy!!!! ssei1995......Do you know ANYTHING about women???
...all I know is that women like chocolate...
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Originally Posted by ssei1995
PontiacMom Wrote:
As much as I try...No...have not been able to figure them out...being an engineer...I tend to be too analytical and systematical... ...all I know is that women like chocolate...
Ahem Tracy!!!! ssei1995......Do you know ANYTHING about women???
...all I know is that women like chocolate... 
Chocolate is only required once a month.