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Old 07-16-2006, 01:02 AM   #1
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step 1: spraypaint him black

step 2: sharpen his nails.

step 3: put him on a strick no-carb diet

step 4 (after he'* lost 60 pounds): put him on a strict rare red-meat only diet.

step 5: teach him to hunt in the wild, thereby weening him from the crappy food he'* being fed at the zoo.

step 6: put him on a no-food diet.

step 7 (after a week of no-food): release him at an elementary school playground.



for those about to rock . . . we salute you.
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by popular demand, the following instructions are how to make a barney rock:

step 1: paralyze him (take your pick: drugs, broken neck, death, etc . . .)

step 2: put him in a pit

step 3: cover him with concrete.

you now have your very own barney rock.
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by popular demand, the following instructions are how to make a barney rock:

step 1: paralyze him (take your pick: drugs, broken neck, death, etc . . .)

step 2: put him in a pit

step 3: cover him with concrete.

you now have your very own barney rock.
Make sure you get the keys for 8ball from him before you bury him
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he stole the keys to 8 ball?!?!
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Yes I did, and don't make me break out the evil Barney again.
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