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Old 10-16-2006, 10:25 PM   #1
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:28 PM   #2
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yes, i know he is
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:28 PM   #3
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Person A: How Long is a Chinaman?

Person B: What? I don't know.

Person A: No! How Long is a Chinaman!

Person B: I don't know.

Person A: NO! How Long is a Chinaman!

Person B: I don't ******* know!

Person A: No! How Long is a Chinaman!

Person B: I. Don't. Know. They're all different heights, anyway...

Person A: No, no, no! Howlong. Is a. Chinaman.

...and so forth. Given a suitably stupid victim, this can continue for several hours, increasingly frustrating for the chosen one and hysterically funny for those observing.
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Yeah, I know...it'* so fun giving that statement to the flight attendants, and the looks on their faces are so....well...
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
How Long is a Chinaman! It'* not a question.
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Hey! This is about How Long the Chinaman. Let'* stay on topic
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
three quarters of a cord if you gave him a quarter for every quarter cord he chucked
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