How Long Is A Chinaman
10-16-2006, 09:28 PM
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Person A: How Long is a Chinaman?
Person B: What? I don't know.
Person A: No! How Long is a Chinaman!
Person B: I don't know.
Person A: NO! How Long is a Chinaman!
Person B: I don't ******* know!
Person A: No! How Long is a Chinaman!
Person B: I. Don't. Know. They're all different heights, anyway...
Person A: No, no, no! Howlong. Is a. Chinaman.
...and so forth. Given a suitably stupid victim, this can continue for several hours, increasingly frustrating for the chosen one and hysterically funny for those observing.
Person B: What? I don't know.
Person A: No! How Long is a Chinaman!
Person B: I don't know.
Person A: NO! How Long is a Chinaman!
Person B: I don't ******* know!
Person A: No! How Long is a Chinaman!
Person B: I. Don't. Know. They're all different heights, anyway...
Person A: No, no, no! Howlong. Is a. Chinaman.
...and so forth. Given a suitably stupid victim, this can continue for several hours, increasingly frustrating for the chosen one and hysterically funny for those observing.
10-16-2006, 09:32 PM
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Yeah, I know...it'* so fun giving that statement to the flight attendants, and the looks on their faces are so....well... :?
10-16-2006, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?