Guys. No matter how attractive and/or charming you may be, I guarantee you aren't getting "some" as much as you would like to.

Your Uncle MOS is looking out for you. I am here to help you get "Some".

Accents: Chicks dig a guy with an accent. If you don't have one, you are probably going to need to fake it. For instance, if you are in America, try the following line:

Greetings. I'm from Spain and therefore am completely unfamiliar with your strange American culture. Would you be willing to assist a kind foreigner find his way?

Works every time.

Fame and Wealth: If you already have both fame and wealth, you don't need to read this section. Also, if you have fame and wealth...why the heck are you reading my posts? Shouldn't you be out shark fishing or training with ninjas or something? That'* what I would do if I was rich and famous.

If you aren't famous and wealty, you are going to need to lie. Try going to a bar and settling down next to a beautiful lass and impress her with a completely BS show of celebrity.

Greetings. I'm Basil Rathbone. You may have seen me in such films as "The Mark of Zorro" and "Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror".

Now, if for some reason the woman is aware that Basil Rathbone died in 1967....I'm not going to lie to you. You may be screwed.

Just move on and try different celebrity with a new girl. Personally, I use Denzel Washington. Of course, my success rate might be higher if I was actually black. And looked even remotely like Denzel Washington.

Injury: Some women enjoy taking care of a man. It brings out their maternal instincts. And nothing does this faster than a man that is injured. Take care not to choose the wrong injury. Don't fake something that could make having sex difficult like leprosy or being a quadriplegic.

Remember, there is no shame in getting pity sex. Fake those injuries!

If all of these fail, there is always the option of getting hammered and hiring a hooker. That usually works, too.

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You want a SURE FIRE way to get the women? Marry a bi woman. Good luck on that one. Some of us just get lucky in that department.

This thread may get a bit offensive for some of our members, I would reedit some of the posts if I was you guys.

yeah, don't ruin my post!! I purposely kept it clean....

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John...this one is going down quick. (typical pun reserved as it would be picked up by these punks)

All together now: THANK YOU UNCLE MOS!!!

OK, so how about you try all three at the same time:

Hi, My name is Fernando and I am the royal viceroy select of Spain. I have an injured heart and am here in America to recover. Is this seat taken?

Chances are she won't know what a royal viceroy select is. Heck, I don't even know what it means, but it sounds impressive.