I rear-ended a car this morning. :(

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the car . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed
out and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are
you then?'

. . . and that'* when the fight started :P

Lol! Heard it already....but still funny.

one of my all time favorites

I laugh every time I hear it.....one of my sayings to bug the kids :P

Hilarious..

He must have been Grumpy