View Poll Results: How do you like your coffee?
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How do you like your coffee?
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Joined: Jul 2003
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From: Robbinsdale, MN
Originally Posted by lash
Lol! I really agree with you John, I was just having fun with this.
But why did you have to go and throw in the ol' manly man argument anyway? That takes all the fun out of it.... :(
Here! Put some fun back into it with Too Much Coffee Man:
But why did you have to go and throw in the ol' manly man argument anyway? That takes all the fun out of it.... :(
Here! Put some fun back into it with Too Much Coffee Man:
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Joined: Jul 2006
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From: Cheyenne, Wy.
Originally Posted by Allmachtige
Strong with a tiny bit of sugar. Cream is for women. :P
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Joined: Oct 2005
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From: Central Florida
Who says "Yuppies" anymore? That is sooo eighties... 
Customer: Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea?
Waiter: What does it taste like?
Customer: It tastes like gasoline!
Waiter: Well, sir, that would be the coffee. The tea tastes like turpentine.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Sex
A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee. You can always warm coffee up. Coffee comes with endless refills. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. You can make coffee as sweet as you want. Coffee smells and tastes good. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back. They have coffee at police stations. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup. INSTANT COFFEE!
Customer: Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea?
Waiter: What does it taste like?
Customer: It tastes like gasoline!
Waiter: Well, sir, that would be the coffee. The tea tastes like turpentine.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Sex
A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee. You can always warm coffee up. Coffee comes with endless refills. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. You can make coffee as sweet as you want. Coffee smells and tastes good. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back. They have coffee at police stations. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup. INSTANT COFFEE!
