Hot and Cold Sex

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in
good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold
and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am
usually hot and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to
discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the
first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know
why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That'* because the first time is
usually in January and the second time is in August."

LMFAO!!!

LMAO!!!! Thats funny!!!

Yeah that is pretty funny I have a few good jokes but people would probly be offended and that wouldnt be good. :?

I don't know about that. It takes a lot to offend most of us. If they are downright vulgar perhaps. After all, this is a family site. Try to post some of the tamer ones

well, I am not racist at all or anything I will give ya a one liner that I am sure other people have heard before I thought was pretty funny and it was the first time I heard it.

Why do we know Adam wasn't a black guy?

Because God took a rib from him.

That was funny. If you want to get on Lash'* good side post some corny jokes. The kind that make ya groan. LOL