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News article from the Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale,
FL,
June 10. 2006
When Nathan Radlich'* house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his
VCR, and even left his watch.
What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with
greyish-white powder." (That, at least, is the way the police
described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that "it looked
similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude.
She died three years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer
known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan'* doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude'* ashes
remained.
And there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow,
so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
FL,
June 10. 2006
When Nathan Radlich'* house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his
VCR, and even left his watch.
What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with
greyish-white powder." (That, at least, is the way the police
described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that "it looked
similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude.
She died three years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer
known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan'* doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude'* ashes
remained.
And there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow,
so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
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OMG!!!! THAT IS THE MOST BIZZARE THING I HAVE EVER READ!
And if not in a paper i would never believed it. Please post a link Tracy so I can save. Talk about just rewards. I bet the coke addicts had some grim thought that will haunt them for a long time .... maybe even get em off the crap,
And if not in a paper i would never believed it. Please post a link Tracy so I can save. Talk about just rewards. I bet the coke addicts had some grim thought that will haunt them for a long time .... maybe even get em off the crap,
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Originally Posted by GXP Venom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Damit John Ya ruined my morning and Venom chuckle of the day!
Still want the link, worthhy of sending others anywayho
Still want the link, worthhy of sending others anywayho
And thanks 
Sorry 
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AAAAwww dont worry 'bout it . IT was still a good one and worthy of a morning coffee chuckle.....And , Uh, guess who else is going to spam the legend on!!!!! 
When this hits Myspace , it will probably hit a ton a blogs and maybe even hit another paper.
When this hits Myspace , it will probably hit a ton a blogs and maybe even hit another paper.
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No sorry needed for me.
That gave me a great laugh. That'* good snuff...I mean, stuff.
On and off topic subject: That snopes dot com is a great site to help weed out the real from the fun. But some stories are still good enough to pass on....we'll call them tales.
That gave me a great laugh. That'* good snuff...I mean, stuff.
On and off topic subject: That snopes dot com is a great site to help weed out the real from the fun. But some stories are still good enough to pass on....we'll call them tales.
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No sorry needed for me.
That gave me a great laugh. That'* good snuff...I mean, stuff.
On and off topic subject: That snopes dot com is a great site to help weed out the real from the fun. But some stories are still good enough to pass on....we'll call them tales.
That gave me a great laugh. That'* good snuff...I mean, stuff.
On and off topic subject: That snopes dot com is a great site to help weed out the real from the fun. But some stories are still good enough to pass on....we'll call them tales.