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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 10:23 PM
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Default Honeymoon Willie

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the

crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could

manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc? .... I'm going on my honeymoon next week

and my fiancé is still a virgin - in every way"

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let

it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four

tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it

all together; .... an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on

their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her

beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched

these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies, ....."Look at this,

....still in the Crate!
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 10:30 PM
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Haha, thats awesome.
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 10:30 PM
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FRESH off the crate. Nice, very nice
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 11:12 PM
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LMAO!!!!.. best joke of the year!~~

i just re-read that over the house PA system to everyone here...
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 09:06 AM
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thats a copy and paste one
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