From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car
break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have thirteen stitches in his forehead.

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