HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid

What can we say, We men keep it short and simple....(well not everything )

My wife on occasion asks me, "What are you thinking?" To which I reply, "Nothing.". Her response? "I can believe it."

Think about that in reference to this story.

Man the worst question in the world is "What are you thinking?"

SERIOUSLY WE ARENT THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING!!!


We love you, thats it, face it, stop complicating it! sheesh!

X2...if womens brains ever slowed down past gossip they would realize that thinking about nothing can be quite enjoyable.

Okay, I got myself in trouble once for asking this. Seriously we don't need to know what crossed your mind the instant we asked (or the nothingness which was there), we're looking for the something that is on your mind or was recently. At least, that'* what I'm asking for...usually.

Ill tell you what Im thinking about most of the time. My car, my computer (or lack thereof), or finances.

That dosent mean thats alllllllll thats on my mind, but if Im laying in bed and Im asked what Im thinking, Im not gonna say, "I was wondering if I could use more RAM in my computer!"

So I say, "nothin!"

Dosent mean I dont care about you, just means at the moment Im not thinking about you!

im as guilty of asking the question as my gf. i suggest that every member of the human species have a short, lightup message board stapled on the head. that message board will be hooked into the brain, and will display, in neon lights, whatever that person is thinking at the time. id be all for it, as my thoughts are rarely ever anything id mind sharing. usually its something innocuous like "god, youre a moron"