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Old 04-23-2007, 10:49 PM   #1
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Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while
the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your
place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the
question.

Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
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hahahhaha that was a good one
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It might make them brothers-in-law. I'll leave you guys to puzzle that one out... :P
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Too funny!!!
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