You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off,
and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, see answer below...

































Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round!

That answers everything........

Darn, so I guess "Scotty, one to beam up" was not the right answer?

can this be called a repost?

it was told differently but had the same punch line as the one 2 or 3 weeks ago