A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines. The son turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."

that works on SO many levels...lol

That was a good one. I have jumpseated on Southwest a few times. They are pretty good for on time departures.

Nice!! Our flights were all good, 3 legs were continental (good airline) and 1 was NWA on a DC-9 :?