Just figured I'd help you out, since you just got a cat

-Cats have the simplest of taste - only the best will suffice.

-Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

-Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isn't all bad.

-Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

-Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.

-Cats know all the sunny places.

-An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

-A cat'* favorite game is: "Hah! Made you look!"

-A cat'* worst enemy is a closed door.

-Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

-Cats aren't as dignified as people say they are. (Ever watched a cat clean its privates?)

-Cats are good for dusting high places.

-Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.

-You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage.

-Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.

-Someone once said: "He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he."

cat **** on the floor downstairs and has been hanging around outside for quite some time only comes in when we want it now

That'* kinda weird, cats are usually self-litterbox training.

Is the cat upset with something you did Haro?

nothing i did... but i cant mention the things my roommates did to it

I figure you were sleeping with it...

I know for fact that cats don't like lemon juice. I didn't do it but a friend of mine did (he thought he was being funny until I punched him).

I've had some pretty cool cats! One even trained itself to pee in the toilet. I couldn't believe it.

Google is..tells you how to do it.

So her cat found out how to do that on Google??

Once you take in a stray, your DOOMED!! They are trash pickers, even if you feed them daily, they also crap anywhere they want....sometimes in the catbox, mostly in the tub and once in a while on the floor.