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Old 03-27-2006, 02:44 PM   #1
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It'* a beautiful, warm spring morning; a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She'* wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He'* wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up. Show your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he’* doing flips.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache.
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not such a bad idea..

women in the club might not be fans of it though...

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Actually, that was funny and sex cures headaches
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I have a headache!!

Actually, I really do. As much as I didn't like being on overnights last week, it was peaceful.....
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The way my EX was,Mr Gorilla prolly wouldn't have been able to walk afterwards
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Whoa. Nice.
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Damn, that is funny. Another good one.
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hahaha...

"sorry not on the mood"
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