So here i am talking to Toasty online and this is how our basic convo starts out...

Toasty: Hey whats up?
Me: not much how about you?
Toasty: im fantastic
Me: and why is that?
Toasty: i went to a buddys house and had some beers, burgers, beers, swimming, beers, more beef, beers, beef, beers....beers

Then the converstation took an interesting turn....

Toasty: i noticed that it seems that my car has a problem with it
Me: whats that?
Toasty: everytime i have a few beers the speedometer acts all fucked up
a couple of minutes later
Toasty: its says 85mph, but i swear im only doing 60..........odd

He musta had canadian beer and is seeing metric now.
:P
ya its corny.LOL

Must have been the water in the pool.

I hope you didn't drink the water, people pee in it you know? I know I did............when I was younger

not many people would admit that

What I got to hide? It was when I was younger and I'll tell you, it felt GOOD