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Old 10-21-2005, 10:08 AM   #1
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it'* Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let'* go get a beer."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it'* state of the art. It'* perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a "banana split."

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?
"No," he replied, "Arthritis"
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I see you are back in stride this morning. Keep-EM-Comming!
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MOS is BACK!
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