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Old 02-26-2005, 11:43 AM   #1
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1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Sorry we don't serve food in here."

6. A dyslexic man walks into a rab.

7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says,
"It'* Not Unusual."

10. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says
to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It'* true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

12. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day
but I couldn't find any.

13. I went to the butcher'* the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that
he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,
"No, the steaks are too high."

14. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

16. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

17. A Polish immigrant goes to the Wisconsin Department of Motor
Vehicles to apply for a driver'* license. He has to take an Eye Test.
The optician shows him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O * T A C
Z'. "Can you read this?", the optician asks.
"Read it?" the Polish man replies, "I know the guy!"
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Those are great. lol. I had a teacher in high school that would always tell jokes that good (or is it bad). Definately reminded me of that.
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LOL, those were funny in a cool lame funny way.
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17. A Polish immigrant goes to the Wisconsin Department of Motor
Vehicles to apply for a driver'* license. He has to take an Eye Test.
The optician shows him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O * T A CZ'.
"Can you read this?", the optician asks.
"Read it?" the Polish man replies, "I know the guy!"
Hey, don't make fun of my last name!
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