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Old 11-01-2006, 02:23 PM   #1
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The police arrested Ward Branham, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Lethbridge, Alberta, in a pumpkin patch at 12:05 a.m. on October 31.

Ward will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Calgary courthouse. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around there for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Ward went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Ward apparently failed to notice a police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brin Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that'* for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Ward) and he'*...just working away at this pumpkin. " Taylor went on to describe what happened when SHE approached Ward. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, ...

"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
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LOL! I've seen it before, but maybe not here. Still funny.
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Well if he was drunk, and didnt know better and it felt good, heck why not? LMAO
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*looks around suspiciously* ...Swear I wasn't involved :P
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Well if he was drunk, and didnt know better and it felt good, heck why not? LMAO
Oh geez! lol
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*looks around suspiciously* ...Swear I wasn't involved :P
Yeah.... okay there, "Ryan"......
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My laugh meter is off the charts!
That'* hilarious!!!

Yeah, you totally made my day
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I've heard of Peter,Peter Pumpkin eater but that just gives the pumpkin thing a whole new kink
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I've heard of Peter,Peter Pumpkin eater but that just gives the pumpkin thing a whole new kink
That reminds me of a cinderella joke
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