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God Loves Drunks Too

Old Aug 13, 2010 | 04:10 PM
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.


"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too.”


The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 04:13 PM
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Hang on, I'll get the car and give you a good push.
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 05:06 PM
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Nicely played Bri! I'm still chuckling....
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 05:11 PM
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So God loves drunk guys who push drugs?
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonpro03
So God loves drunk guys who push drugs?
I'm pretty sure there is a "basement" chair waiting for those people.
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 05:33 PM
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Good one Yutz!
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 05:59 PM
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Ha, good one Brian. Love a good little laugh.
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 11:42 PM
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Where did drugs creep into this??? God loves everybody. He must. We have survived this long and look at the mess we have made of this place. Some, I'm sure,..... better than others.
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GXP Venom
Where did drugs creep into this???
I'm not quite sure myself. I was a bit confused when I saw that
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Old Aug 13, 2010 | 11:52 PM
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I suspect Someone is smoking some fine domestic.......
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