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Old 10-23-2004, 07:13 AM   #1
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Ive been boozing since nine and its 5 am right now. only thing that gets me through are cigarettes, doughuts amd some heavy meta. l now lets see how long i can make it through the day without passing out!!!!!!!!!!
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go to bed. theres a hangover waiting for you.
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Ive been boozing since nine and its 5 am right now. only thing that gets me through are cigarettes, doughuts amd some heavy meta. l now lets see how long i can make it through the day without passing out!!!!!!!!!!
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Well your not a drunk till...

You fall down a well and send Lassie to the liquor store.

Bartenders call you when you’ve been absent for more than two days.

Lawn sprinklers are sometimes your alarm clock.

You wake up in a strange city not knowing how you got there, and the three other guys don’t know either.

You need help getting the breathalyzer in the right hole.

You lost a fistfight with yourself.

It takes two shots of schnapps to wash the taste of Breathalyzer out of your mouth.

You like to stop for a drink on the way to the fridge to get a beer.

You went on vacation for two weeks and the owner of your regular bar had his boat repossessed.

You’ve asked a bartender to “freshen up” your shot glass.

Bars call in their off-duty bartenders when you walk in the door.

You’ve asked a waiter: “What sort of wine goes with vodka?”

When buying floor tile, you press your face against it to see how comfortable it would be to sleep on.

You get into a loud, enraged argument, then realize you’re alone.
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