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10-31-2009, 08:44 AM
#152
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A friend of mine had a gold screw in him. He was actually born with it. Strange thing about it though, it was right where his belly button should have been. As a child he was teased about it all the time, so his parents took him to doctor after doctor to see about getting the gold screw removed from his belly button. The response was the same everywhere; there was no way to pull the screw without killing him. When he turned 18 he decided to leave home, and head out into the world to discover if there was a solution to his unique situation. Without going into detail on all the countries he visited, and all the so called "experts" he consulted with, after about 5 years of wandering the globe he heard about a mystic that lived on a mountain top in India. He climbed the mountain (there were no roads in that area) and sought out the mystic.
Sure enough, for the first time he found someone that claimed the gold screw could be removed. He endured a 3 day long process involving incantations, various rituals, and I am certain a fairly significant amount of hashish. At the end of the 3rd day, the sky suddenly became overcast and a storm of huge proportions rolled into the area. In the middle of this violent storm, an opening in the clouds suddenly developed, and this huge gold screwdriver descended from the sky, knocked him to the ground, removed the gold screw from his belly button, and ascended back into the clouds.
Finally, realizing his life long dream of ridding himself of the screw had been realized, he jumped up for joy and his *** fell off.
10-31-2009, 12:35 PM
#154
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I don't want to alarm you, but just a word of caution about getting that screw pulled out of your wrist.
A friend of mine had a gold screw in him. He was actually born with it. Strange thing about it though, it was right where his belly button should have been. As a child he was teased about it all the time, so his parents took him to doctor after doctor to see about getting the gold screw removed from his belly button. The response was the same everywhere; there was no way to pull the screw without killing him. When he turned 18 he decided to leave home, and head out into the world to discover if there was a solution to his unique situation. Without going into detail on all the countries he visited, and all the so called "experts" he consulted with, after about 5 years of wandering the globe he heard about a mystic that lived on a mountain top in India. He climbed the mountain (there were no roads in that area) and sought out the mystic.
Sure enough, for the first time he found someone that claimed the gold screw could be removed. He endured a 3 day long process involving incantations, various rituals, and I am certain a fairly significant amount of hashish. At the end of the 3rd day, the sky suddenly became overcast and a storm of huge proportions rolled into the area. In the middle of this violent storm, an opening in the clouds suddenly developed, and this huge gold screwdriver descended from the sky, knocked him to the ground, removed the gold screw from his belly button, and ascended back into the clouds.
Finally, realizing his life long dream of ridding himself of the screw had been realized, he jumped up for joy and his *** fell off.
A friend of mine had a gold screw in him. He was actually born with it. Strange thing about it though, it was right where his belly button should have been. As a child he was teased about it all the time, so his parents took him to doctor after doctor to see about getting the gold screw removed from his belly button. The response was the same everywhere; there was no way to pull the screw without killing him. When he turned 18 he decided to leave home, and head out into the world to discover if there was a solution to his unique situation. Without going into detail on all the countries he visited, and all the so called "experts" he consulted with, after about 5 years of wandering the globe he heard about a mystic that lived on a mountain top in India. He climbed the mountain (there were no roads in that area) and sought out the mystic.
Sure enough, for the first time he found someone that claimed the gold screw could be removed. He endured a 3 day long process involving incantations, various rituals, and I am certain a fairly significant amount of hashish. At the end of the 3rd day, the sky suddenly became overcast and a storm of huge proportions rolled into the area. In the middle of this violent storm, an opening in the clouds suddenly developed, and this huge gold screwdriver descended from the sky, knocked him to the ground, removed the gold screw from his belly button, and ascended back into the clouds.
Finally, realizing his life long dream of ridding himself of the screw had been realized, he jumped up for joy and his *** fell off.
Can I have 5 minutes back now?
10-31-2009, 01:14 PM
#155
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10-31-2009, 01:47 PM
#156
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10-31-2009, 03:25 PM
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