a gift from santa
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a gift from santa
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Angela stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
"Nice bike," The cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," The little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along the cop laughed and replied, "Yes, he sure did."
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
"Nice bike," The cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," The little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along the cop laughed and replied, "Yes, he sure did."
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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From: Montevideo, MN MWBF '05, '06, '07 WCBF '06 '07 survivor
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
thats funny! That reminded me of the joke -what'* the difference between a porcupine and a bmw. 
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
thats funny! That reminded me of the joke -what'* the difference between a porcupine and a bmw.
i was gonna say none.......they both have ******
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